Rick Collins' Advice to Teenagers (excerpted
from
Legal
Muscle)
The way I see it, most everything has risks and
benefits. That's especially true of medications,
such as anabolic steroids. The choice of whether
or not to take steroids involves weighing the risks
against the benefits. The risk include numerous
possible side effects, including the possibility
of never growing to the height you should have been.
Have the risks been exaggerated in healthy adult
males? Absolutely. Lots of people have taken steroids
and seem fine, even many years later. But a few
have gotten very sick. At your age, you're a boiling
pot of raging hormones. The effect of adding extra
hormones on top of it all has the potential to be
like throwing some gasoline onto a fire. Or maybe
a health problem you may not be aware of, like a
small undiscovered cluster of cancer cells, could
be stimulated. We really don't know all of the long-term
effects.
Further, there's another risk that nobody talks
about much. Not in the future, but here and now.
That's the legal risk of having your ass busted.
In many states, simple possession is a felony. I
know - I've represented a slew of personal users
who got jammed up. You'll be handcuffed and questioned.
You'll spend a night in jail, maybe with an overly
friendly guy name Bubba. You'll probably wind up
needing to call your parents to bail you out, and
then needing to hire a lawyer and go to court and
see a judge, maybe a bunch of times. Your parents
will foot the bill, and they'll never let you forget
it for the rest of your life. If you're in a small
town, the local papers may print your name, which
happened to three teen juicers in Utah recently.
You probably won't go to jail in the end. But if
you're convicted of even a misdemeanor drug offense,
you can lose some very important privileges including
the license to drive your car and qualifying for
college financial aid. Your folks will really love
you for that.
Word will probably get around about your arrest.
Your teachers will see you differently, as will
your neighbors. The girls at school won't think
you're cool. They'll see you as a cheater. In fact,
they'll attribute any muscle you have purely to
the steroids. They'll disregard any hard work you
may have put in at the gym. In their eyes, you'll
be a lazy kid who cheated with some chemicals that
made him bigger, and they will probably be right.
You didn't pay your dues.
You're technically an adult and can make up your
own mind, but are the benefits really worth it?
The way I see it, to really get the benefits you're
going to need to take more steroids than an older
guy. Why? Because your own natural testosterone
levels are really high right now, as suggested by
your acne. Once you take in testosterone from outside,
your own natural production shuts off. It can go
to zero pretty fast. You'll need a lot of juice
just to get you up to where you were to begin with.
An older guy, whose levels have gone down over the
years, might double his natural levels by taking
half of what you'd need just to break even. Studies
have shown that testosterone levels of teenaged
boys jump to as high as 2,000 nanograms per deciliter
of blood - about two to four times of your typical
adult. How can you justify not taking advantage
of the highest natural testosterone levels you'll
ever have in your life? How can you justify just
shutting them down? The kids who start juicing without
having built any natural foundation get big fast
and then get small again just as fast as soon as
the cycle ends, like a yo-yo.
If you are 200 pounds and 30 years old, I'd agree
your potential for further gains after years of
training might be pretty much expended. If you wanted
to keep improving, I might sympathize with your
dilemma. But that's not you. You haven't even scratched
the surface of your natural potential. Look at you.
If you need steroids to break the 160-pound barrier,
take up tennis. You could easily gain twenty pounds
without touching anything that might get you busted.
I'll bet your training sucks, your diet sucks, and
you haven't even begun to pay the necessary dues
of hard work. You want fast, dramatic results? At
your age, this is probably the only time in your
life that you'll be able to get them without juice.
Milk it for all it's worth. Revamp your training,
start eating right, and stop asking people about
steroids at nineteen years old.
Rick Collins,
Legal
Muscle. Excerpted with permission.